Dear Unknown Number,
Next time you dial my number, will you please leave a message? Each time it tells me I missed your call, my stomach turns into nervous knots at the knowledge of who you potentially could be. I promise I won't be mad if you are a telemarketer. In fact, I will kiss you if you are a telemarketer.
Love always (is that an appropriate goodbye for you?),
Mary
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